CHARLOTTE SHOW

Things have not gone well for the Frog Prince, and his princess, Princess. The fairy tale wedding led to a horror story. He croaks in his sleep and can't keep away from the flies. She pines for her life in her parents' castle, where things were dry and mold wasn't a major décor item. To make things worse, she has been showing an unhealthy preoccupation with the castle's moat and especially Eduardo, the moat boy. Froggy (as his friends know him) has been spending a lot of time with his fairy Godfather, Vito. Vito likes to keep his extended family happy, and Eduardo seems to be the most prominent fly in the ointment.

Eduardo, besides not being to keep his hands off the princess, has also been involved with a number of questionable real estate deals, sub-prime ventures which have cost Godfather Vito a number of ducats. Vito is ready to make the moat boy an offer he can't refuse.

The Princess is also finding flaws in her fling. It seems that Eduardo enjoys the company of the local wood nymphs. It's been more than few times that Princess has discovered ferns in their frolic.

The situation has deteriorated to the point that the Prince has called in Duardo, head of Moats-R-Us and Eduardo's twin brother. They're hoping that he can talk some sense into his brother, or at least clear up their moss problems.